Extraneous, non-essential things I want. This list gets seriously longer every time I look at it:
- Good hair shampoo. It would help if I knew what good shampoo was.
- All 10 volumes of Honey and Clover plus the omake thingie.
- A Roth IRA. And a “well balanced” portfolio. I still have no idea what it means but it sounds good.
- Rugs.
- A necklace. Don’t ask.
- A memory-based MP3 player. Not an iPod because like, everyone and their mother and their third cousin five times removed has one. Maybe a Sony one? I like Sony…
- A small modern refrigerator.
- The His Dark Materials box set.
- A better self-cleaning razor. Or at least a new set of blades/grill for it.
- A phone that is not older than some of my friends’ little brothers/sisters.
- A couple more suits.
- An obscenely large external hard drive. Or two. Or five?
- A nice desktop computer to remote into.
- A Sony Bravia for dual use as a TV and a computer monitor. Ooo, sexy.
- A convertible tablet laptop. Thing.
- The Gao Gao Stegosaurus sweatshirt.
- Make a Gao Gao Allosaurus sweatshirt. (And buy it.)
- A remote for my Creative Zen.
- Pleo. If it doesn’t suck.
- A CrackBerry. I’m wondering if the ones with two letters per key are good.
- Google phone.