Yotsuba Clovers

East meets West meets Excess

Didn’t really like the book beforehand either October 18, 2007

From Raymond E. Feist’s Magician:

Softly she said, “Father Tully says that some loves come unbidden like winds from the sea, and others grow from the seeds of friendship.”

Up until this point I was wondering if it would change genres, to a sci-fi novel, with all the inter-dimensional travel stuff. But I guess this settles it! It’s obviously fantasy!

Oh, and just for good measure:
BULL SHIT

 

Terrible thought #24156 July 9, 2007

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Stand at the top of the escalator and only let cute people pass.

 

Dastardly deeds list July 5, 2007

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Things I thought about doing that would have been awesome if I didn’t want to get arrested or something:

  • Run in front of a stopped scooter/taxi and wave my arms. When they try to drive around me, move to block them again like in basketball. Optionally, jump on their hood.
  • Kick over a line of scooters.
  • Walk by a cooking display and snatch the food there and shove it in my mouth, without stopping or anything. (Even if it’s fake.)
  • Rate Marina on the Hot or Not.
  • Shout “HEY, MOTHERFUCKERS” at passing crowds in the subway while going in the opposite direction. Funnce stands by and takes a picture of 500 people ignoring me, or if things are more exciting, beating me up.
  • Put my trash in someone’s bicycle basket. Thank them. Optionally, pay them.
  • Use open/closed umbrellas and charge at people in a phalanx formation.
  • Walk past Yilin and then be like “oh my god, I didn’t recognize you because you were so dark!”
  • Wack the guy half of couples in Ximen with my umbrella. Shout something incoherent in Japanese afterward.
  • Stab driver who’s totally not paying attention to us through window with umbrella. (Useful things, aren’t they?)
  • Upon hearing something to the effect of “Hey look, ABCs” have the following dialogue at top volume with Funnce:
    “NE FUNNCE!!”
    “NANI?!”
    “ABC TO IWARETA DA YO!!”
    “SOU KAI?!”
    “SOU DA YO!! OMOROI YAROU?!”
  • Start a fight while on the the Taipei subway.
  • Do 10 seconds of the Thriller dance in the subway and then pretend nothing happened.
  • Jump through an (optionally empty) window frame being carried by workers.
  • Shout “HEY, MOTHERFUCKERS!!” at an elementary school outing.
 

Self-introductions – puyopuyooon (Dan) May 22, 2007

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Since there’s going to be (theoretically, hopefully) three people writing on this blog, I figured I’d put the first step forward and write a short post/novel about myself. The other two are free to follow the general format of this. Sure, why not, right?

Like the other two people I’ve invited to blog here about anything and everything, but not that, I’m an Taiwanese-American who has spent most of their life Stateside. I’m the eldest of the three, which means that at the time of this writing I’ll be entering graduate school at the Thunderbird School of Global Management in the fall. I’m looking forward to that, in part because it’s not in Goddamnainesville, Fluckingorida. I speak English fluently, Japanese somewhat conversationally, and my Chinese makes Baby Jesus weep tears of blood. But it’s understandable.

Philosophically, I believe I am foremost a big fat hypocrite. I also think that chivalry can be maintained in a practical manner in the modern world, and people that fall outside of even those generous borders should be maimed in interesting ways. I think, Schoolhouse Rock style, that Information is Power (no, not Knowledge, screw that shit), and try to read everything on the internet that could possibly be a conversation or otherwise useful in the future; if I ever have a family, I want to teach my child/children to do the same. This coming century is a Pacific Century in my opinion, so I’ll write some stuff on that once or if we get rolling.

For fun, I play anything that racks incredible odds against the player character, like Medieval 2: Total War on Very Hard and Tom Clancy tactical shooters. I watch a good bit of anime, but am rather picky about it and make fun of people for watching what I think is trashy anime. I also do kung fu, draw badly, play piano and violin worse, and fail at finding girlfriends. I ride a black 2006 Kawasaki Ninja 250R.

Right now, my goals are to go to Insead in Singapore, live frugally and comfortably, and own a nice, cozy apartment neatly organized with things I like. In particular, I think it’d be really cool to integrate a home entertainment system with my computer, and use a 40 inch 1080p HDTV as my monitor. Whatever the case, I’ll have a futon and not a bed, because mattresses don’t agree with my back.

 

 
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