So apparently, Fall is starting in Japan now, since all the shows worth mentioning have ended and the ones that still haven’t, well, they’re trash, ahNarutoBleachchoo. Behold, a list that my impeccable taste has selected for my viewing pleasure. You can watch them too, if you’d like.
Clannad
KyoAni’s aesthetic talent + Key’s incredible storytelling = obvious win.
I’ve only played the game through twice (it’s epic reading for me), but I can guarantee you that Clannad will probably tower over the meager offerings of every other series this Fall. In fact, if you don’t like KyoAni animating Clannad, and think you want a new Haruhi or some other shallow light novel crap, you should stop watching anime and go drown yourself in turpentine before your have a chance to spread your stupidity further. Now.
Genshiken 2
I always get the feeling I should be watching this, yet I don’t. I think it’s because I already know of a series that is trying to make me think that someone is stalking me for inspiration.
Gundam 00
I’m hopeful, but I’m gonna assign a point system for this show. We’re gonna start at 10 points, and if the show drops below 5 before episode 5 I’m going to toss it. Take off one point…:
- If the main character is getting in a Gundam for the very first time at the very end of episode one
- If a city gets completely blown up in episode 2-3 while main character watches in shock
- If main character is not a ruthless military killing machine, or if not, if he ever says “I don’t want to kill anyone” or “I don’t want to die” more than once (I’ll be nice) per episode
- If there is anything important about dead or sick little sisters
- If the new GUNDAM acronym is retarded
- If the good guys only have one Gundam for the first 10 episodes
- If like a dozen Gundams are ever stolen from a top-secret military base with an massive garrison by like three guys (or girls).
- If the main Gundam has an exchangeable part for every damn thing it fights (gunpla sales APPU!! www)
- If the freaking opening has the damn robot in some sort of ridiculous pose, or if it has those incredibly annoying *character pose!* *robot fighting!* clips
- If “Gundam Meisters” is not going to be the dumbest phrase we’ll be hearing over and over again
I was gonna say “If some girl has a stupid robot pet” but that seems to be the case already, and that’s a bit unfair, don’t you think?
Kimikiss
Despite, or because of my hate for crappy harem shows, I’m going to give this one a run. I read the first volume plus change of the manga, and not only are they beautifully drawn by some high-tier ero-doujin artist (lol) and the designs mind-numbingly cute, they’re pretty tasteful and thoughtful in exhibiting an admittedly very flowery and positive depiction of high-school love stories. If the anime can keep all that, though, I think we’ve got a honorable mention for Fall 2007 at least. That and the director did Honey and Clover, as well as Nodame – two series in which I thought the direction was about as close to flawless as it gets – so it can’t possibly be bad. Well, probably.
Maple Story
Remember how terrible the RO anime was? If you don’t, don’t find out; I couldn’t make it past 2 episodes in fast forward, and I did all of Gundam Seed that way. And Gundam Seed is pretty damn terrible. Anyway, I’m not watching it. I’m not even gonna link it. The only reason I’m mentioning this is to quote my hero jpmeyer here:
Maple Story is the poster child for MMO games that are infested with annoying, foul-mouthed, bug-exploiting, over-caffeinated 12 year olds. If this game satirized that, rather than trying to turn to give the game a narrative, that would be the hottest thing ever.
Don’t deny, you’d watch it too.
Moyashimon wait what the heck is this
Oh my god. Japan. Japan! Japan!!! What the FUCK, Japan?!
(I’m also not watching this one either unless it starts getting huge buzz for a reason other than “Japan is weird.”)
Shakugan no Shana II
I actually liked the first one a decent bit; despite it being shounen drivel, it didn’t decide to stoop to that level most of the time and kept it interesting through various devices. Plus, the tsundere Shana and shoujiki Yuuji interaction is pretty cute and funny without dropping into ridiculous most of the time. Plus, she has a huge katana. And kicks ass with it. And she’s on fire.
Other things that look at least superficially interesting are Bamboo Blade (about kendo girls, moe~), Ghost Hound (for no particular reason besides it’s Production I.G.), and Mokke (looks slice of life/Aria-ish).